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It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open.

'Bathtub' spelled backwards is 'bathtub'. It's really not, but for a second there you believed me.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


Sleepover Fact: The later it becomes, the more truth comes out.

I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes.

Every night I stay up late, for no fucking reason.

Hamburger Helper is powerless if the hamburger doesn't WANT to be helped

Dear mom, when I'm on the computer I'm not hiding anything, I just don't like you right next to me.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat.

She said: "I got a breast reduction surgery." I heard: "I'm a selfish bitch with a weak back."

People think I’m so innocent… if only they knew what really goes through my head.


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